February 2012
523 posts
“You look happy and horny when you talk about him.”
– Chelsea Handler to a person on her show.
OR how everyone should look when talking about their significant other.
(via ohw0w-lovely)
Well damn damn damn
I’m out of beer.
Someone bring me some?
Please?
I can be very cute!
You think you've seen your name slandered?
You haven’t seen anything yet.
But FYI:
To slander means to make statements that are not true and that ruin a persons good name.
1) nothing I have or will say will be false
2) I was unaware you had a good name? Because frankly I’ve heard a lot of shit about you from other people that knew you in high school and earlier in your college career.
3) I love that you think...
“I’ll leave that for MJ.”
– Haha. Oh man, I just figured out what that douche meant by this. Man. I really know how to pick guys. Thank you for attempting to make me feel like shit you pathetic dimwitted ass. And no it had nothing to do with Mary Jane or michael Jackson.
I need someone...
Who wouldn’t mind spending some time with me listening to me think out loud.
Hello new followers :3
:) Hello.
I just realized...
that when love songs come on no one comes to mind.
Or when I watch a romantic comedy I don’t think of me and someone else living those moments out.
Man, it’s weird knowing there isn’t anyone out there right now that is pulling on my heart strings. I blame this to my general feeling of being uninteresting and lame and not knowing if I should let those heart strings be pulled.
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